ninelannister:

I mean I always get a little choked up at weddings.

Crying

I’m going to guess that for the first time in a long time, nobody in the Game of Thrones fandom needs a trauma blanket tonight.

http://fake-ninja.tumblr.com/post/78057736626

fake-ninja:

remarkelly:

If you had to chose between cheese or sex for the rest of your life, which cheese would you eat first?

Hehe, dantendo64 and I got into this once about choosing between cheese and oral sex (giving or receiving). When it’s for oral sex, then the choice is pretty obviously that…

The answer to this is simple - you can’t put sex on a pizza or a bowl of chili.

Although what counts as processed sex?

If you had to chose between cheese or sex for the rest of your life, which cheese would you eat first?

(Source: rnishacollin)

Arghhhhhh want to touch

(Source: nothingeverlost)

mylifeasacostumegeek:

berndor:

lettherebedoodles:

Disney Princes… ish

After seeing these awesome edits by “thecrownedheart”, I just had to make a few of my own. So here’s a few edited screenshots of our lovely Disney ladies… as men. :D 

holy shiT ESMERELDA

I think it speaks wonders about my sexuality that I find these far more attractive than most of the actual Disney princes.

Oh hey Jasmine.

Are you actually asking if I can be tolerant of opinions comparing homosexual sex to illegal acts like beastality?

Are you actually asking if I can be tolerant of opinions denying the widespread systematic mistreatment of a race in spite of historical evidence proving otherwise?

Because if you are, then no, actually I can’t. I am not going to tolerate opinions that are inherently intolerant. Sorry not sorry.

it’s tuesday, i’m making a TMI post

rambeltilx:

I like how I have lost roughly 35 pounds this year and my tits have not shrunk an ounce. I thought maybe, maybe this would make it easier to find a bra that fucking fits me. but no.

NOPE.

GIRL I AM IN THE SAME BOAT. I get fitted at Nordstrom’s. The bras are expensive but they last and they’re comfortable. I’m hoping that the last 20 lbs I lose will come from my goddamn chest.